BioTech Firm Turns Meat Into Revolting Synthetic Vegetable
In a world where plant-based meats are sprouting up like weeds, one daring biotech firm has decided to swim against the current. […]
Dog Accidentally Creates NFT While Chewing on Tablet, Becomes Millionaire
In an unexpected twist in the ever-surprising world of non-fungible tokens (NFTs), a dog named Buster has chewed his way to millionaire […]
Astrology App Uses JWST Images and AI For Accurate Horoscopes
In an astronomical upgrade to the dubious world of astrology, a new app claims to have cracked the cosmic code to your […]
Corporate SmackDown: Future Silicon Valley Mergers to Be Decided by WWE-style Matches
Wall Street analysts were left drop-kicking their spreadsheets and the average American gleefully clutching their remote, after a groundbreaking proposal was put […]
Silicon Valley’s Ultimate Race: Time Travel for Cheap Bitcoin Investments
Silicon Valley, CA – In a move that has left venture capitalists scrambling for their DeLoreans and physicists questioning their life choices, […]
Office Morale Skyrockets as “That Bitch from Marketing” Turns in Her Two Month Notice
Corporate America, USA – In a turn of events that has sent shockwaves of joy throughout the office, “That Bitch from Marketing,” […]
AI Model for Latin Accidentally Raises the Dead
In a bizarre turn of events that has left scientists and necromancers alike scratching their heads, a new AI model designed to […]
Germany is Turning Retiring Baby Boomers Into Cyborgs to Counter Manpower Shortages
Germany, in a move that seems ripped straight from the pages of a sci-fi novel, has unveiled a plan so audacious, it […]
X, Formerly Known as Twitter, to Test $1,000 Per Month Subscription to “Attract the Big Boys”
In a bold move that has left the internet’s jaw on the floor, X, the social media phoenix formerly known as Twitter, […]
Entrepreneur Suggests Building Hotels to Break Silicon Valley Monopoly
In a bold move to disrupt the Silicon Valley monopoly, entrepreneur Barry Boardwalk held a press conference yesterday to unveil his groundbreaking […]