Apple Switches to Selling Clocks After US Bans Apple Smartwatch
In a move that has left Silicon Valley analysts resetting their sundials, tech giant Apple Inc. has announced a drastic pivot in […]
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Silicon Valley’s Latest Breakthrough: The ‘Smart Pebble’
In an unprecedented display of technological ingenuity, Silicon Valley’s brightest minds have outdone themselves once again. This week, the tech world is […]
World Astrology Organization To Redraw Constellations Based On Starklink Satellites
In a groundbreaking announcement that has both astronomers and astrologers looking skyward, the World Astrology Organization (WAO) has declared its plans to […]
BioTech Firm Turns Meat Into Revolting Synthetic Vegetable
In a world where plant-based meats are sprouting up like weeds, one daring biotech firm has decided to swim against the current. […]
Dog Accidentally Creates NFT While Chewing on Tablet, Becomes Millionaire
In an unexpected twist in the ever-surprising world of non-fungible tokens (NFTs), a dog named Buster has chewed his way to millionaire […]
Astrology App Uses JWST Images and AI For Accurate Horoscopes
In an astronomical upgrade to the dubious world of astrology, a new app claims to have cracked the cosmic code to your […]
Silicon Valley’s Ultimate Race: Time Travel for Cheap Bitcoin Investments
Silicon Valley, CA – In a move that has left venture capitalists scrambling for their DeLoreans and physicists questioning their life choices, […]
Germany is Turning Retiring Baby Boomers Into Cyborgs to Counter Manpower Shortages
Germany, in a move that seems ripped straight from the pages of a sci-fi novel, has unveiled a plan so audacious, it […]
X, Formerly Known as Twitter, to Test $1,000 Per Month Subscription to “Attract the Big Boys”
In a bold move that has left the internet’s jaw on the floor, X, the social media phoenix formerly known as Twitter, […]
Entrepreneur Suggests Building Hotels to Break Silicon Valley Monopoly
In a bold move to disrupt the Silicon Valley monopoly, entrepreneur Barry Boardwalk held a press conference yesterday to unveil his groundbreaking […]