Entrepreneur Suggests Building Hotels to Break Silicon Valley Monopoly
In a bold move to disrupt the Silicon Valley monopoly, entrepreneur Barry Boardwalk held a press conference yesterday to unveil his groundbreaking […]
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Biden Mistakenly Halts All Potato Chip Shipments to China Instead of Semiconductor Chips
In a move that has left snack enthusiasts in turmoil and semiconductor experts scratching their heads, President Biden has mistakenly halted all […]
LinkedIn Runs Out of Staff to Let Go, Asks Microsoft to Layoff Some of Theirs
In a groundbreaking move that has left the business world in a state of bemused shock, LinkedIn, the professional networking giant, has […]
New Startup to Replace the Sun with a More Energy-Efficient LED
In a move that has left both astronomers and electricians scratching their heads, a newly funded Silicon Valley startup, SunLite Tech, has […]
Study Reveals 99% of Silicon Valley CEOs Think They’re the 1% Changing the World
Silicon Valley, CA – A groundbreaking study released earlier this week has unveiled a startling revelation: 99% of Silicon Valley CEOs believe […]
Apple’s ‘iMirror’ Requires Security Questions Before Reflecting
In a groundbreaking move that left consumers both awed and slightly perplexed, Apple has unveiled its latest innovation: the iMirror. However, in […]
Smart Toothbrush ‘Deca Dent’ Now Livestreams Your Brushing
Chomp City, CC – In an age where privacy seems to be eroding faster than enamel on a candy-addict’s molars, one company […]
WhatsApp Introduces New ‘Morse Code’ Ultra Privacy Mode
Silicon Folly Valley – In a bid to up the ante on messaging privacy, WhatsApp has unveiled its most encrypted feature yet: […]
New Cryptocurrency Scamcoin Promises Guaranteed Returns
Silicon Satire Valley, SS – In a world ridden with elaborate crypto schemes and the constant hunt for the next Bitcoin, the […]
5G Controversy Continues: Study Finds It Causes Taco Cravings
Palo Alto, CA – The debate surrounding the potential side effects of 5G technology took an unexpected twist this week. A groundbreaking […]